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Throwing

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Dwarf throwing was created in Australia; and yes, it is what you think it is, you actually acquire dwarfs and throw them into a landing place. The person who wins is the person who throws the dwarf the farthest. At one point, this sport was very popular in Australia with an outstanding number of people playing it. For Australians, it was viewed much the same way as baseball is to Americans.


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The surprising aspect is the fact that the dwarfs did not object to being thrown. The majority of the complaints were that the sport had gotten boring and was too much of a hassle. Thus, it was stopped. Dwarf throwing was discontinued for many reasons and we would encourage that you do not attempt to revive it at any costs. Also, please do not use it as an excuse to pick up and throw dwarfs.